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05.02.2003 von guido
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in
the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly
under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
"valuable" programs, such as romance 9.9, and installed "undesirable" programs
such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package, while husband
1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:/I-Thought-You-Loved-Me
and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to such applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please
remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create snoring loudly WAV
files. DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications, and will crash Husband 1.0. It could also
potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the program: Girlfriend 9.2, which
runs in the background and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses
into the Operating System. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have "limited memory" and can't learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with such
applications as that old standby... Lingerie 6.9.