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23.01.2003 von guido
Source: Visionen 6/96!
For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft.
Shipped on time: Jennifer Catherine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces
when she was downloaded, born on Fryday, April 26 at 6:11 p.m.
And what do Baby Gates and Daddy's products have in common?
|1.||Neither can stand on its own feet without a lot of third party support.|
|2.||Both barf all over themselves regurarly.|
|3.||Regardless of the problem, calling Microsoft Tech Support won't help.|
|4.||As they mature, we pray that they will be better than that which preceeded them.|
|5.||At first release they're relatively compact, but they seem to grow and grow and grow with each passing year.|
|6.||Although announced with great fanfare, pretty much anyone could have produced one.|
|7.||They arrive in shaky condition with inadequate documentation.|
|8.||No matter what, it takes several months between the announcement and the actual release.|
|9.||Bill gets the credit, but someone else did most of the work.|
|10.||For at least the next year, they'll suck.|